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Lockdown Lessons

 

Never eat any part of a bat

A dog, a mouse, a cat or rat

 

Never taste the pangolin

Not lightly grilled nor from a tin

 

Clap for Carers at the garden gate

Avoid being an enemy of the state

 

Boris is risen! Oh what a joy

Now he has another little boy

 

If you go on the beach at Brighton 

Alcohol is an essential item 

 

Please Stay safe is all we ask

If you’re paranoid wear a mask

 

Wash your hands to “God save the Queen”

Who knows where your hands have been

 

I’m slightly bereft I have no goals

I’ve run out of space for toilet rolls

 

The absence of sport is such a stinker

But at least we’re rid of Gary Lineker

 

Always stay two metres apart

So much easier to avoid the fart

 

Finally at the bottom of my list

Never trust a Communist

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